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Calculus jokes limit2/26/2024 ![]() Only our flying time will go up to twelve hours." The only noticeable effect this will have for us is that our total flying time will be ten hours instead of nine."Ī few hours into the flight, the pilot informs the passengers that another engine had to be turned off due to mechanical failure: Some time after taking off, the pilot announces that one engine had to be turned off due to mechanical failure: "Don't worry Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"Ī mathematician is flying non-stop from Edmonton to Frankfurt with AirTransat. Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?" Q: Why do mathematicians, after a dinner at a Chinese restaurant, always insistĪ: Because they know the Chinese remainder theorem! Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?Ī: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun! Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its "I understand", says the bartender - and pours two pints.Ī: When they realized that Serge Lang was a single person. The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint. Never mind, actually it's just derivative.I haven't invented these jokes - I just collect them.Īn infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar.
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